sherlockinthesheets

sherlockedcumberbabe:

kaehzar:

every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like

"You should’ve gotten up earlier"

"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"

"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"

"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"

I witnessed this live, I feel special

sherlockinthesheets
doctaaah:

savingpeoplehuntingpie:

tragicalities:

lionhearted-fool:

gallifrey-feels:

queeniequeerie:

inamillionways:

Me and my baby girl Angeline, my beautiful fellow osteosarcoma survivor trying to imitate the fault in our stars movie cover. I met her while we were going through chemo last fall. She’ll always be my hazel grace

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES.
THIS IS THE REAL LIFE HAZEL AND AUGUSTUS
WITH A HAPPY FUCKING ENDING

make john green find the thing

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

JOHN

JAWN


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doctaaah:

savingpeoplehuntingpie:

tragicalities:

lionhearted-fool:

gallifrey-feels:

queeniequeerie:

inamillionways:

Me and my baby girl Angeline, my beautiful fellow osteosarcoma survivor trying to imitate the fault in our stars movie cover. I met her while we were going through chemo last fall. She’ll always be my hazel grace

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES.

THIS IS THE REAL LIFE HAZEL AND AUGUSTUS

WITH A HAPPY FUCKING ENDING

make john green find the thing

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

JOHN

JAWN

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floofy-reshiram
cutiespookybooty:

japaneesee:

THIS IS IMPORTANT, PLEASE DON’T FEED THESE TREATS TO YOUR DOGS
My mom bought these recently and they have made both of my dogs really sick. She later saw an article online about duck and sweet potato treats made in China(these fit the description) killing dogs and the FDA is doing nothing about it. Apparently over the last few years 600 young, healthy dogs have died after eating these treats and I don’t want anymore to suffer or be killed so please spread the word and don’t let your dogs have these!

This is VERY important! A lot of these animal treats made in China are killing dogs and cats. It’s not that the FDA isn’t doing anything about it, it’s simply that they don’t know why it’s happening.
They are conducting investigation after investigation, but the ingredients used in the food killing dogs (and 10 cats) is used in many different brands and companies that have been shipped, all from overseas. At this rate, a total recall and knowledge of where it’s coming from has proven very difficult. Just recalling one brand in particular will not solve the problem. Please conduct a thorough search about any brand of treats that have been made in China should you pick them up for your pet before you feed it to them. If all else fails, just buy local.
EDIT: Here is a list of food that has been recalled (so far) with more information 
Please PLEASE be aware that this isn’t only happening to dogs, but some cat treats, too!

cutiespookybooty:

japaneesee:

THIS IS IMPORTANT, PLEASE DON’T FEED THESE TREATS TO YOUR DOGS

My mom bought these recently and they have made both of my dogs really sick. She later saw an article online about duck and sweet potato treats made in China(these fit the description) killing dogs and the FDA is doing nothing about it. Apparently over the last few years 600 young, healthy dogs have died after eating these treats and I don’t want anymore to suffer or be killed so please spread the word and don’t let your dogs have these!

This is VERY important! A lot of these animal treats made in China are killing dogs and cats. It’s not that the FDA isn’t doing anything about it, it’s simply that they don’t know why it’s happening.

They are conducting investigation after investigation, but the ingredients used in the food killing dogs (and 10 cats) is used in many different brands and companies that have been shipped, all from overseas. At this rate, a total recall and knowledge of where it’s coming from has proven very difficult. Just recalling one brand in particular will not solve the problem. Please conduct a thorough search about any brand of treats that have been made in China should you pick them up for your pet before you feed it to them. If all else fails, just buy local.

EDIT: Here is a list of food that has been recalled (so far) with more information

Please PLEASE be aware that this isn’t only happening to dogs, but some cat treats, too!

iwillbenedictyourcumberbatch

thehumandirigible:

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Spruce up your holiday season and make those ho ho ho’s happy!